真正的强者是,
在夜深人静时,把心掏出来缝缝补补;
睡一觉醒来,又是信心百倍。
活着,就该逢山开路,遇水架桥。
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
“每当别人跟我说:“你就不能站在我的角度想想?”可是我站在你那边把360度角都想了个遍,还是觉得我对。”
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"Whenever someone says to me, "Can't you think from my perspective?" But when I stand on your side and think through all the 360 degree angles, I still feel like I'm right."

“现在社会上有太多妈宝男妈宝女,依赖父母,做事没有主见,我妈让我离这种人远一点。”
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"There are too many mommy boys and mommy girls in today's society who rely on their parents and have no independent opinions in their actions. My mom wants me to stay away from these people."

“如果你的母亲和女朋友同时掉进水里......那你这个扫把星可以离我远点吗?”
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"If your mother and girlfriend fall into the water at the same time Can you keep your broom star away from me?"

“别再说自己是单身狗了,你那个年纪,狗都老死了。”
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"Don't say you're a single dog anymore. At your age, even dogs are old and dead."

“今天有个男的说他胸口不舒服,我摸了一下,蛮舒服的啊?”
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"Today, a man said that his chest is uncomfortable. I touched it and it feels quite comfortable, isn't it?"

“卫生间是最神奇的地方,照镜子最美的时候是在卫生间,唱歌最好听的时候是在卫生间,连游戏通关都是在卫生间。”
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"The bathroom is the most magical place. The most beautiful time to look in the mirror is in the bathroom, the best time to sing is in the bathroom, and even completing games is in the bathroom."

“矮是什么感觉?明明想瞪人的,硬生生变成了卖萌。”
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"What does being short feel like? Those who clearly wanted to stare turned into cuteness."

“自从生活把我击倒,我才发现躺着真舒服。”
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"Ever since life knocked me down, I realized how comfortable it is to lie down."

“我的一天:骂骂咧咧地干完自己讨厌的事情。”
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"My Day: Completing something I hate while cursing."
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